the second and last ones
Ah, proper English is not simply ostentatious English. “It’s a trap” is proper. “There’s a snake in my boot” is proper.
IT’S AN ELABORATE RUSE.
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This has to end….
how the heck do people get their toothpastes to look like that, for pete’s sake i have never ever ever had that happen to me
To person above me, this is what happens when you have 5 siblings. lol (the toothpaste thing)
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yes
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